Our Hostel night just got over and as tradition has it, we seniors got Toasted (more like roasted). Except the small font that was used, everything went wonderfully well!
We have been given the best farewell possible! Thanks everyone!
Since I believe in keeping almost everything in the open... here's what was written for me for the Rogues Gallery!(RG)
Please do realise that whatever has been written has been exaggerated almost to the point of it being fiction [:D]
Khatta Lover boy Khatta has always lived on the edge. He has extreme views and his actions are extreme too. His escapades date back to the first year when as a freshie in Sarayu he was ragged by this notoriously permissive Sharavite who started the proceedings by carelessly putting her leg on top of his (and did he rave about this episode!). Second year saw Khatta at his comical best. Our man got off this sudden crush on a much sought after fresher from Delhi when he was working along with her as a hospi volunteer. After much deliberation on the exact way to go about it (it took just about 3 months) Khatta decided that enough was enough and set out to bare his heart out. And this is what he managed when he actually approached her. “XXXXXX, mmm. Er…..,actually….well……………er……….er………er….photo chahiye kyaa?” and Guess what ? Female puts bulb and says, “ haan haan chahiye” and puts pack for good. And thus ended the first (of many to come) love affair at IITM. The following sem saw Khatta fall for a 2nd year M.Sc physics student in the Numerical Methods class- the reason quoted for this crush was how she was relatively new to C programming while how he himself was a relative stud in the field. The crush lasted exactly one day though. Khatta had this to offer on this sudden fall of affection. “Macccha, I fell for her because of bad lighting da!”(Editor’s note: Classes in IITM usually happen in broad daylight J). As Khatta graduated to the next sem his love interest also graduated from M.Sc to Ph.D for, now our man fell for ………. Guess what …………….a TA in the EP lab. This torrid love affair continued for the whole sem (did we say torrid? But did we forget to say one-sided?). This period saw our man Khatta put night-outs in the superconductivity lab just to fraternize with this TA. And fraternize with her he did. So much so that on the eve of his coming of age birthday, out came from Khatta’s mouth, “XXX, I am coming!” To objections from wing-mates like ‘ Macha she would be 24 da!’ Khatta had only this to offer, ‘how does that matter da?’ But then just as Khatta was planning strat for this delightful venture, he found his true love of life. And ever since, Khatta has remained committed and strong with his lady love by his side.
Ever since Khatta has firmly believed that he is THE FUNDAE GOD for all matters connected to women and generously dishes out advice to friends and suggests that they stick around him if they want to cash. From the time of discovering successful love, Khatta has believed that womankind as a whole (age no bar) is after him. Stories of girls fighting over him in the bus, aunties in trains wooing him, and nurses in hospitals taking unfair advantage of him have been narrated at length by him.
Khatta is the unchallenged god of goof-ups and bloopers. He talks first and only then bothers to consider thinking. The following conversation is just one of the infinitely many Khatta bloopers.
Female friend (FF): I went for swimming today.
Khatta (K): Did u wear a costume?
FF:?????? (bulbs) Of course I did.
K: One piece or two piece?
FF: (bulbs)???? WTF?
K(all serious): I want to buy a costume for myself. Hence I asked……
FF: bulbs and bulbs.
On a more serious note, Khatta is a great person to hang out with; Enthu god and great entertainer. He is the best wicket-keeper batsman Alak has ever had. Khatta is an adorably loyal friend and a committed boyfriend. He has his own way of getting things done- the crib to death way to everything. He is extremely frank (sometimes brutally so) and his life is one big open book. To this eternally cheerful Romeo we toast!!
MLTD: Meet R at the beach.
LLTD: Leave Vikas alone.
MLTS: Macha! All aunties are so nice to me da!
LLTS: I have had enough of the “kesari” da.
Famous Khatta Quotes: 1. Ducks are generally ducks no da K! (while trying to crack a treasure hunt clue)
2. Macha , pregnant women are beautiful da. K
3. Hey what is generally outside a box cannot be inside right? (in a moment of inspiration!)
4. ‘Macha she was showing her undi, and I didn’t even want to see it da!” (after a fairly close interaction with a certain meta female during hospi work).
5. ‘Shit man! The python is cashing da’ (in response to the pic of a voluptuous woman who had found it appropriate to cover herself by a snake alone).
doesnt seem like you understand english..phew! dont send me anymore friend requests..i am tired of responding..and i dont think you are a heart patient u mental!! 
