We have been given the best farewell possible! Thanks everyone!
Since I believe in keeping almost everything in the open... here's what was written for me for the Rogues Gallery!(RG)
Please do realise that whatever has been written has been exaggerated almost to the point of it being fiction [:D]
Khatta
Lover boy Khatta has always lived on the edge. He has extreme views and his actions are extreme too. His escapades date back to the first year when as a freshie in Sarayu he was ragged by this notoriously permissive Sharavite who started the proceedings by carelessly putting her leg on top of his (and did he rave about this episode!). Second year saw Khatta at his comical best. Our man got off this sudden crush on a much sought after fresher from
Ever since Khatta has firmly believed that he is THE FUNDAE GOD for all matters connected to women and generously dishes out advice to friends and suggests that they stick around him if they want to cash. From the time of discovering successful love, Khatta has believed that womankind as a whole (age no bar) is after him. Stories of girls fighting over him in the bus, aunties in trains wooing him, and nurses in hospitals taking unfair advantage of him have been narrated at length by him.
Khatta is the unchallenged god of goof-ups and bloopers. He talks first and only then bothers to consider thinking. The following conversation is just one of the infinitely many Khatta bloopers.
Female friend (FF): I went for swimming today.
Khatta (K): Did u wear a costume?
FF:?????? (bulbs) Of course I did.
K: One piece or two piece?
FF: (bulbs)???? WTF?
K(all serious): I want to buy a costume for myself. Hence I asked……
FF: bulbs and bulbs.
On a more serious note, Khatta is a great person to hang out with; Enthu god and great entertainer. He is the best wicket-keeper batsman Alak has ever had. Khatta is an adorably loyal friend and a committed boyfriend. He has his own way of getting things done- the crib to death way to everything. He is extremely frank (sometimes brutally so) and his life is one big open book. To this eternally cheerful Romeo we toast!!
MLTD: Meet R at the beach.
LLTD: Leave Vikas alone.
MLTS: Macha! All aunties are so nice to me da!
LLTS: I have had enough of the “kesari” da.
Famous Khatta Quotes: 1. Ducks are generally ducks no da K! (while trying to crack a treasure hunt clue)
2. Macha , pregnant women are beautiful da. K
3. Hey what is generally outside a box cannot be inside right? (in a moment of inspiration!)
4. ‘Macha she was showing her undi, and I didn’t even want to see it da!” (after a fairly close interaction with a certain meta female during hospi work).
5. ‘Shit man! The python is cashing da’ (in response to the pic of a voluptuous woman who had found it appropriate to cover herself by a snake alone).
1 Comments:
ROFL!! esp that aunties one.. and i have seen the insane amounts of kesari u have last year on POngal day .. we had crkt prac in the morning and i saw u thulping huge amounts of sweet and then going to the guy serving it "Sir innum konjam podunga sir.sweet thaane problem illa" :P
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