Desponess redefined!

below is an actual conversation between a girl and a guy(if u can call him that) on orkut...

guy: hi jaan no angry plz .. frandship is god gift .. we all frandship and loveship so no fight and world peaceful forever

female: u havent read my profile properly..i have mentioned that people like you shud not send me friend requests...clearly i cant be bothered making you my friend..

guy: oh jaan .. no angry plz .. plz no hate meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee .. just love me and frandship me please

female: wat da...? oi..i dnt care wat ur "lovship and frndship" means...jus stay away..LOSER!!!

guy: i am heart patient plz no shout at me plz plz plz

female: doesnt seem like you understand english..phew! dont send me anymore friend requests..i am tired of responding..and i dont think you are a heart patient u mental!!

guy:oh comon baby i have scooter also .. i dance also .. veyr good hot boy .. we gonna have fun together mam

Need I say more?

the participants: the Guy and the hapless female